Man's Guide

Found this off a friends blog(pirated)...really true stuff.


Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1... You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pick up lines

After idlely goin through the web for some form of entertainment i finnally found something that gave me some amusement(as strange as that sounds).....funky pick up lines...yeah

try some of these out...just might work

1.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

2.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute?

3.Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

4.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

5.Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

6.I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

ok guys...anyone up for a tag team?im sure these will work......:)



this would totally be our my outfit to pick up chiqs wei......wooohoooo

Tag team anyone?

listen to this

"Beautiful Disaster"
And she would change everything, everything just ask her.
Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster,
And she needs someone to take her home.

The whole song kinda reminds me of someone.




Jon McLaughlin

If you peeps remember this was the guy singing "so close" in enchanted
really amazing musician and a pretty cool dude
seriously

Awesome stuff

U know what...I really admire this guy

Lately

Hey guys,
If some of you have been finding me extra annoying lately....really sorry, I absolutely agree.......dun feel shy in telling me to be quiet or something(as nice as possible).

Been feeling rather disorganized and in a daze. Infact im making jokes that even I dont think is funny(believe it anot thats really unusual, considering the jokes I normally make).

On another note,

I saw the nicest thing today.See, this car was trying to park somewhere near an exit bar in the UOA compound and was having real problems, even more because he was holding up a considerable line trying to exit.

What happen was the guy behind him, instead of shouting, honking wildly or showing a middle finger,he got out of his mercedes, wave a friendly smile at the other cars behind him and started directing/assisting the car trying to park in to the parking space. I thought that was really nice of him. The world needs more people like that. People who are willing to help instead of sit complain (even if he had every right to).



Lastly,bout the ManU vs Barcelona final.....im glad that Henry finally got a Champions League medal....though i think that the only reason Barcelona won was because Fletcher wasnt playing.

Habits of Solitude

So after I was done banging my head into a wall because of what happened to arsenal last night, I decided to concentrate on more happy things in my life....well like several habits I acquired while spending the last few weeks at home.

1.I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face(All American Rejects).Truth be told i'm not lying. My usual wake up hours is from 2 to 4 in the afternoon during the hols.


2.watchin older movies(like Oceans 13)...which were pretty good actually.


3.Now this is recent, I started taking walks in the park nearby.....its really nice.I mean if one is going to be alone might as well spend it with the breeze,the trees, the grass and the birds....really awesome.

4.I got some extra time to play with my dog.My dog is 13 years old by the way,he really doesnt have alot more time left.



Thats him in the middle...begging for food from dad and my sister.



One more shot.





Really love my dog. Hey Jo, my dog also has bangs...hahahahaha

5.Did some other productive things like pastel art and reading and watching more movies.


Here's a rare sample of my pastel art....rare because you probably wouldnt get me to show any other ever again. Incomplete though.

So really......I'm rooting for liverpool to win the title now...aaarrararrghghghghg...how cud this happennnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

Romance in Writing

Charming people always seem to be able to string a couple of words together right out of the top of their heads in order to give an answer that most would regard in high esteem. Flattering and amusing are their quick witted responses and are usually the components to their enormous romantic appeal. Such charm can be found in some writers who have similar capabilities when transfering their smooth language onto a piece of paper. They are as attractive and appealing when read as well as heard. Undoubtedly most romance films that engage our hearts rather than our lust(dare I say for men too)have a noticable connection to romantic people who can write well.Allow me to take a few examples:



Starting with the Notebook(as if the name itself doesn't give it away). However the part which I really wanted to bring into attention was the 365 letters Noah wrote to Allie.Thats one for each day of a year. Thats making a life pouring your heart out on paper everyday for a year(now thats something).



Hitch. The witty Sarah Melas(Eva Mendes) is a gossip columnist.


27 Dresses. The annoying yet always right Kevin Doyle(James Marseden) is a writer.


Lastly "Definitely, Maybe". William Hayes(Ryan Reynolds) is a speech writer and how about the most charming Natasha Rose aka Summer Hartley(Rachel Weisz) who is also a writer.(I really enjoyed this movie).


By now you might probably notice my admiration of those who can write well and perhaps a slight infatuation if a good writer is female. If one is planning to make a career in writing being attractively charming would most probably follow(I bet future magazine columnist Julia Low would agree to that).

Hey, I think I'm realisticly decent in my writing.....I should be charming and attractive by now.....whats going wrong?

P.S. I'm only doing this because I got too much time on my hands.

P.S. Someone take me out pls.