Sunday, July 19, 2009

Throwing Rubbish at Your Opponents



.....and getting 25 million pounds in return

Not sure he'll do better at Man city though...his got 10 strikers to compete with.

PS. Im not usually so cruel to ppl

Saturday, July 11, 2009

This Wandering Heart

This Wandering Heart


Life, the treasure so illusive,
How many have searched and failed?
Will it never be found?
The wine of which will fill this empty cup,
And finally relieve us from the void shell of mere existence.

To be significant,
To be secure,
Valued higher than the gold of the Spaniards,
Of greater exhilaration than the waters of the Niagra.

Oh how one attempts to search for love,
To satisfy all that is human,
Yet in the moment of silent contemplation,
Be it revealed from the Grace of the Saviour,
Through one’s prayer of salvation.

Let this Wandering Heart,
Come to the gates of goodness,
Where there lies within the shelter of life,
Built by the precious stones of significance and security,
Laid on the foundation of Unfailing Love,
Imagined by the ingenuity of the passionate Architect.

(Aaron Choi)


The poem is specific to a single person(though it can be taken from a more general point of view)
Hope your reading this.....smiles



Tuesday, July 7, 2009

illness bugs my liberty

With my sociology exam finished, i should be a temporary free man...but I came down with something and I currently disgust myself.

Anyway, the other night i was at Williams(the mamak).....and as a normal habit of mine to survey places that i go to before i sit, just in case theres someone i know or if someone is carrying a bomb or something, i would know......just to be observant of my surroundings .

Now doing my normal stuff,i noticed that people began looking back at me as if an alien fell from the sky......now i swear, my face doesnt give a horny smile or something, its just blank.

I dont understand i use to do it all the time when i was younger, nobody seemed to care(i liked it that way)..maybe my height gives it away now.

Ok guys heres the solution...everytime we hangout somewhere or something....just tell me to look down.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Man's Guide

Found this off a friends blog(pirated)...really true stuff.


Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1... You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Pick up lines

After idlely goin through the web for some form of entertainment i finnally found something that gave me some amusement(as strange as that sounds).....funky pick up lines...yeah

try some of these out...just might work

1.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

2.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute?

3.Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

4.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

5.Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

6.I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

ok guys...anyone up for a tag team?im sure these will work......:)



this would totally be our my outfit to pick up chiqs wei......wooohoooo

Tag team anyone?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

listen to this



"Beautiful Disaster"
And she would change everything, everything just ask her.
Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster,
And she needs someone to take her home.

The whole song kinda reminds me of someone.




Jon McLaughlin

If you peeps remember this was the guy singing "so close" in enchanted
really amazing musician and a pretty cool dude
seriously

Friday, May 29, 2009

Awesome stuff






U know what...I really admire this guy