Man's Guide

Found this off a friends blog(pirated)...really true stuff.


Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1... You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pick up lines

After idlely goin through the web for some form of entertainment i finnally found something that gave me some amusement(as strange as that sounds).....funky pick up lines...yeah

try some of these out...just might work

1.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

2.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute?

3.Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

4.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

5.Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

6.I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

ok guys...anyone up for a tag team?im sure these will work......:)



this would totally be our my outfit to pick up chiqs wei......wooohoooo

Tag team anyone?

listen to this

"Beautiful Disaster"
And she would change everything, everything just ask her.
Caught in the in between of beautiful disaster,
And she needs someone to take her home.

The whole song kinda reminds me of someone.




Jon McLaughlin

If you peeps remember this was the guy singing "so close" in enchanted
really amazing musician and a pretty cool dude
seriously